Even In His Sleep, He's Entertaining

I opened my eyes to see him sitting up, staring intently at the foot of the bed.

Me: "What are you looking at?"
Him: "Might be turning into vegetables."
Me: "Who, us?"
Him: "Noooo...potential teenagers."

And then he laid back down, chuckling to himself.

Maybe he'd been dreaming about this:

Sleeptalking Husbands Are Almost As Entertaining As First Graders

I woke up in the middle of the night recently to my husband sitting up, laughing to himself. 

Him: "So you think I should just go out there in my shorts and nothing else?"
Me: "Huh?!"
Him: "You know, to confuse the crowds!"
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Him: "Oh, you're just not tracking with my train of thought." (Condescending laugh)

True. Very true.