Sleeptalking Husbands Are Almost As Entertaining As First Graders

I woke up in the middle of the night recently to my husband sitting up, laughing to himself. 

Him: "So you think I should just go out there in my shorts and nothing else?"
Me: "Huh?!"
Him: "You know, to confuse the crowds!"
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Him: "Oh, you're just not tracking with my train of thought." (Condescending laugh)

True. Very true.